Sep 14, 2006

Counter Strike

Counter-Strike Screenshots (courtesy of We Make Money Not Art)

Supposedly, there are Banksy murals in Counter-Strike, a popular first-person shooter videogame. Which is awesome. So while you're fighting online terrorists, make a point to stop and browse the virtual artwork. And let me know if you find them! Velvet Strike has more information about installing your own graffiti art in the game.

Spank Rock's crude stank is refreshingly polluting the new office routine right now. When I close my eyes I can see a bumpin' office party held in a dirty basement filled with raunchy hip-hop music and awkward middle-aged white men in striped ties. Between faxes, a large woman picks up and chugs a coffee pot full of vodka... spilling it suggestively all over her mauve polyester blazer. The janitorial staff is called on a razor flip phone and told to bring more beer. Sound fun? Update your playlist with Spank Rock and Girl Talk and start getting down with your bad self. Or at least calculate and plot a trend of how far you'd be able to get down to each song in an Excel spreadsheet.

Spank Rock - Bump (mp3)

Spank Rock - Put Than Pussy On Me [DraculaZombieUSA and JAMF Remix] (mp3)

And Girl Talk is coming to Madison on November 3rd! In case you missed the tracks...

Girl Talk - Bounce That (mp3)

Girl Talk - Hold Up (mp3)

6 comments

At Wednesday, September 13, 2006, Blogger Jenny said...

I wish my office were that cool. Wait ... it pretty much is, just without all the drinking. I learned a great new phrase today - "flat-backing." As in, "Damn that woman has a lot of kids. When she's not on her cell phone I bet she's flat-backing." Of course said by my coworker, not a client.
So add that along side "high falootin"

 
At Thursday, September 14, 2006, Blogger Kyle said...

god damn those spammers. how do i keep them away?

 
At Thursday, September 14, 2006, Blogger Jenny said...

you can do that thing where people have to type in the wavy letter password before leaving a comment. I was reading a newspaper article about it or something ..... that the spamming is automatic and doesn't get past that all that well.

 
At Saturday, September 16, 2006, Blogger Shana said...

wait -- girltalk is coming to madison, WI?! that isn't posted on the website... how did you hear of this fascinating development? perhaps i should add that i'm a student at uwmadison and i've been reading your feed for quite a while now. thx for the tunes.

 
At Sunday, September 17, 2006, Anonymous Drug user rehab said...

Counter-Strike is still the most widely played online first-person shooter in the world.

 
At Monday, October 02, 2006, Anonymous beth said...

i think they canceled! Boo hoo!

 

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