Sep 3, 2006

Reasons Why Jenny is Better Than Cocaine.

1) Cocaine makes you say things like "I'd pick cocaine over you". Jenny makes you say things like "why you gotta be all high falootin" and "triflin" and "like you do".
2) Cocaine makes you feel like shit after you feel great. Jenny makes you feel great after you feel like shit.
3) Cocaine gets stuck in your nose. Jenny gets stuck in your mind and heart.
4) Cocaine is always white, but sometimes Jenny has her hair and nails did.
5) Cocaine makes you feel as cool as 50 cent and Kurt Cobain. Jenny makes you feel as cool as Owen and Joanna Newsom.
6) Cocaine can be snorted, injected, smoked. Jenny can be held.
7) Sigmund Freud wrote that cocaine could be enjoyed without any unpleasant side-effects. Sigmund Freud wrote that Jenny wants to have sex with her father.
8) Cocaine dirties the cover of a book. Jenny can recommend a good book.
9) Cocaine comes from Peru. Jenny comes from Watertown, WI.
10) Cocaine is made of the leaves of a plant. Jenny is made of compassion and integrity.
11) Cocaine can kill you. So can Jenny, but only if you deserve it.

Bright Eyes - A Line Allows Progress, A Circle Does Not (mp3)

6 comments

At Sunday, September 03, 2006, Blogger Jenny said...

What's "Jenny ma ??
you're so lucky I like you so much.

You still interested in fashion weekend?

 
At Sunday, September 03, 2006, Blogger Jenny said...

Why you gotta be all sweet and clever and shit?

 
At Sunday, September 03, 2006, Blogger Nathan said...

Cocaine can inspire you to make some bad decisions. Jenny can inspire you to write this post, which was a great decision.

 
At Sunday, September 03, 2006, Blogger Johnny said...

Cocaine can burn a hole in your septum. Jenny will poke a hole in your septum... if you ask her.

 
At Monday, September 04, 2006, Blogger courtney said...

cocaine makes you think that you're really smart. jenny is there to tell you you're not.

 
At Tuesday, November 11, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jenny will kill you!!!!!!!
" why you gotta be all high faloom" and "triffin man!" hahaha

 

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