Feel Like Dancin?

Elmgreen & Dragset - Hipsters (2005)

For those of you who've been following the blog regularly, a Beyonce-shaped crack has recently burst open the flood gates of gitty, shitty pop music. The synthy, drum-machine-paced aftermath is not something I'm going to apologize for, but rather embrace and share (threatening comments are welcome and, well... expected). Just in time for your weekends, here are a few songs to break down the exhaustion plaque clogging your work-atrophied dancin' thighs.

Dover - Let Me Out (mp3) [Thanks They Tell Us That We Lost Our Tails]

Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko [Boys Noize Remix] (stream)

Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancin' (mp3)

Beyonce - Irreplaceable (stream) [I could choose another song in a minute, matter fact, IT will be here in a minute.]

Rosemont Family Reunion - Kennedy Song/Stomp (mp3)

Borat - You Be My Wife (mp3)

Borat - In My Country There Is Problem (mp3)

DJ Never Forget - 2nd Class: The Story of A Laptop DJ (mp3)

Story Tracklist:
Always Something Better (Trentemoller Remix) - Trentemoller
La Ritournelle (Metronomy Mix) - Sebastien Tellier
Yours To Keep ft Annie - Teddybears
Computer Heat - Cansei de Ser Sexy
I Dont Feel Like Dancing (Linus Loves Vox) - Scissor Sisters
Muscle Cars (Freeform Five Remix) - Mylo
The Party's Crashing Us (I Am The World Trade Center Mix) - Of Montreal
Trick or Treatz (South Central Remix) - Metronomy
Mama's Room (Weird Science Mix)- Under the Influence of Giants
Standing In the Way Of Control (Soulwax Nite Version) - The Gossip
Whoo! Alright-Yeah...Uh Huh - The Rapture