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Apes and Androids - We Don't Understand You (mp3): Just when you thought you could no longer tolerate the new wave of glam-inspired classic rock, Apes and Androids spits in your eye until it looks like art. In a good way. So good that it may be worth ditching the plastic sunglasses. So get fucked up. Party like it's the first time you've heard this track and are kind of obsessed. Dress up like a gothic unicorn or a baseball-paying alien and reenact fast-forwarded William Wegman videos until the keg is emptied. To avoid stepping over the line of bad taste, try to avoid Weimaraners and the guitar solo in the album's second track.