No One Would Know That We've Gone

Chris Hornbecker [from "The Inside Light"]

Grab a blender. Add: 2 cups cut grass, 2 teaspoons neon food coloring, five thawed freezie pops, 3 grilled brats (chopped), 2 tablespoons glitter, a lime (squeezed) with pulp, 6 vodka shots, one flip flop (preferably just the flip), 1 teaspoon sea salt.

Blend for three minutes, pulsing every 30 seconds. Pour the liquid evenly into an ice cube tray. Cover the tray with tin foil. Stick one toothpick through the foil and into each cube (this will be the Popsicle stick). Freeze for at least four hours. Remove tray from the freezer (run under hot water briefly to loosen pops if needed). Play "Memory Tapes" at full volume. Find a breezy porch, a soft lawn, a crowded beach, or a reckless night bike ride. Enjoy. [Serving Size: One]

Memory Tapes Bicycle (mp3)