In The Event of a Disaster, Try To Have a Sense of Humor About It

Eric Lebofsky [from "Things To Do In An Ice Age"] (2005)

Other things to do if you find yourself in an ice age:

• Talk About the Old Days.
• Whisper Instead of Shout (Avalanche Avoidance).
• Use an X-Acto to Fashion a New Antenna for Your Short Wave.
• Talk To Your Pilates Instructor While Your Search For Your Family.
• Finish Your Memoir. Send it to the Paris Review (It Won't Get There).
• Coreograph.
• Smoothies. Every Day.
• Practice Figure Skating in Appropriate Abandoned Venues.
• Chase After Rations.
• Brain Surgery. Rocket Science.
• Declare "Open Poncho Season".
• One Valerian, Six Yohimbes Every Day.
• Finish Camus.
• Breed Ancient Species. Eat Them.
• Grow Your Monobrow.
• Deep Fry Balls of Cheese, Make Pipes, and Start Your Own Renaissance Fair(e).
• Give Your Attack Dog a Mastadon Bone.
• Biofeedback Therapy.
• Catalog Your Springsteen.
• Meet Your Neighbors (Eat Your Neighbors).
• Bury Your Dead.
• Procreate.
  

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